Humorous Essays Based on students' memories
"All have died
except for those who are alive, and those whom we remember"Confucius
- From the author
- Review of a book by O.P.Syedyshev "The Guys"
- Copyright
The Guys
Essay 1. How I became a student
Essay 2. Mini-dorm
Essay 3. Arkasha
Essay 4. Ditto
Essay 5. Vagram
Essay 6. Eugene
Essay 7. Slava Sizikov
Essay 8. Batya
Essay 9. Tolik and Vagram
Essay 10. Ilgam and Otari
Essay 11. Petya Kozlov and a pipe
Essay 12. Golubev and Sasha Plokhikh
Essay 13. Serezha Sherbinin
Essay 14. Operative surgery exam
Essay 15. Striptease of Leada Syrkasheva
Essay 17. Pseudo wedding
Essay 18. How I was a trade union organi...
Essay 19. Anatomy
Essay 20. #118 Group
Essay 21. RW
Essay 22. Brothers Romashov
Essay 23. Pharmakology
Essay 24. Sambo
Essay 25. Dimka the Wine-Maker
Essay 26. Brewery
Essay 27. Delicacy
Essay 28. Muster
Essay 29. Festival
Essay 30. Cant wait to get married
Essay 31. Beer at lectures
Essay 32. Examinations
Essay 33. The murder will out
Essay 34. An accident
Essay 35. Vendetta
Essay 36. A lesson to remember for a lif...
Essay 38. A wedding ring
Essay 40. How different all of them are
Essay 41. Product #2
Essay 42. A guitar
Essay 43. A stranger in medicine
Essay 44. Oh, sports - You are life!
Essay 45. Canalis nasolacrimalis
Essay 46. Young Communist League (Komsom...
Essay 47. Unus - one out of five
Essay 48. His Majesty photographer
Essay 49. Three tablets of aminazine
Essay 50. "Nothern Lights"
Essay 51. Gentlemen of luck
Essay 52. Brother-2
Essay 53. Three thanks
Essay 54. Superstitious Beliefs
Essay 56. Satanic Grin
Essay 57. 21 Gurgles
Essay 58. Triplets
Essay 59. Pilau on Issyk Kul
Essay 60. Is speculation business or not...
Essay 61. Bitter Sugar
Essay 63. Cream Of Wheat
Essay 64. Feeling Of Pride
Essay 65. Was It Love?
Essay 67. Examination Paper #13
Essay 68. The Devil of Adventurism
Essay 69. Sketching Characters
Essay 70. An Excursion
Essay 71. Winter examinations
Essay 72. Stierlitz is no match for them...
Essay 73. Inhale through your mouth, ple...
Essay 74. Hitler kaputt!
Essay 75. A second-year student
Essay 76. Mistakes should be paid for!
Essay 77. Four letters
Essay 78. Prince of Imereti
Essay 79. There are too few workers and ...
Essay 80. A pood of salt
Essay 81. A Prankster
Essay 82. Let's Man The Barricades!
Essay 83. Now A Kiss!
Essay 84. Briefs
Essay 85. A Miracle!
Essay 86. A mouse!.. in a hairdo? How ve...
Essay 87. A Born Obstetrician
Essay 88. International Children's Day
Essay 91. Here is the one for you, fasci...
Essay 94. A sight for sore eyes
Essay 96. REAR
Essay 97. And you are a gambler, Paramos...
Essay 98. An Ode to Pilav
Essay 99. Always hungry
Essay 100. Dudes
Essay 114. The night before
Essay 119. An autograph
Essay 130. Déjà vu
Essay 137. Twelve
Essay 141. A password is needed
Essay 142. Home brew
Essay 143. Mind what you say
Essay 144. Experimenters
Essay 145. An autograph
Essay 146. Hydrocele
Essay 147. Clip on the back of the head
Essay 148. Al Qasr
Essay 149. We were optimists...
Essay 150. Despotic and wilful person
Essay 151. With a sickle at the balls
Essay 152. Liquidation
Essay 153. Resonance
Essay 154. Shock therapy
Essay 155. Good luck of Victor Kiss
Essay 156. Herd instinct
Essay 157. Cond'omer
Essay 159. The Gypsy Baron
Essay 160. SI system
Essay 161. Foie gras
Essay 162. Divine disposition
Essay 163. Chizhik-Pyzhik*
Essay 164. Culinary terrorist act
Essay 172. At the world's end
Essay 173. Rupture
After graduation
Essay 37 Whyte chrysanthemums
Essay 55 We Are the Eleventh! So What?
Essay 62 Feinzilberg's Mistake
Essay 90 Betwixt and Between...
Essay 92 Those who are drowning are to ...
Essay 93 People, be happy
Essay 116 Here's a fine how d'ye do!
Essay 131 Feminine logic
Essay 132 Bimbo and, pardon, balls
Essay 133 Forty years later
Essay 134 Product #2 again
Essay 136 Striptease of Fomitch
Essay 138 Love and gastric ulcer
Essay 139 A victim of essays
Essay 140 Sleep!
Essay 158 Help-it's a panic
Essay 165 A Hen
Essay 166 The first vacation
Essay 167 Tails
Essay 168 PEA
Essay 169 Sochi
Essay 170 VOLGA
Essay 171 Muriuk
Essay 174 Bear's disease
Essay 175 An escape
Kitchen talks
Essay 39. A brick on the top of the head
Essay 89. Guriev Porridge (or conversati...
Essay 113. Prosperity of Russia
Essay 135. A Prescription
Beyond the Horizon
Essay 16. Its a small world
Essay 66. Paris, Paris...
Essay 95. Milan is a Lucrative City
Essay 102. A Look and Something
Essay 103. Tango 'Magnolia'
Essay 110. Buddha is smiling
Essay 128. Red Light District
Essay 46. Young Communist League (Komsomol)
"I will not part with the Komsomol and will stay young forever..." - this line from a song is for sure not about me. I tell you honestly, I do not remember, how it happened that I did not become a Komsomol member when at high school. As then it was a mandatory requirement for everybody. Though, that was the way it happened. When I arrived to the institute to submit my papers, I honestly draw a dash in the column "Komsomol Membership". A girl who was accepting my documents told me that I would 100% have a problem with entering the institute. She advised me to join the Komsomol urgently.Oleg Syedyshev
The comrade asked me to repeat the text of the application the next day at the meeting. Why not? I promised. The meeting was scheduled for 11a.m. the next day. I arrived at 10 a.m. and was hanging about in the RC's hall and in the street and at the entrance. Boredom, hesitation and anger at myself, there were the feelings that were tearing me apart then. Approximately five or ten minutes before the meeting two young women walked into the building and a "Volga" car arrived with one passenger inside. "This is from the very Regional Committee" - the yesterday's janitor informed me. I had said "thank you" to her, and she felt sympathetic to me. "These are our instructors", - she told me about the two women". The RC's meeting was on the first floor in a room as big as the office of "the third", and there was a "Conference Hall" doorplate on the door. As I remembered my question was number three, so I was ready for long waiting, and the janitor told me, that their meetings were long and added a cool thing: "They have nothing else to do".
Though it happened the other way; in about ten minutes after the meeting had started one of the young women called me: "Are you Syedyshev? Let's go. "There was a long black table in the room; the four having a meeting were sitting at one of its ends, and I was standing at the opposite one, at about ten meters away from them. The woman who had brought me inside, read my application, and the one who had come by car asked me a question: "Is it true that nobody explained anything to you?" I replied "Yes, nobody did." - "Well, you have problems there, we will deal with them in September, put it in the agenda" - he addressed "the third". -"Shall we vote? Unanimously!". Then to me: "Congratulations!"; and "the third" added that I waited for him in the hall. In about ten minutes more "the third" went out of the room, and we headed to his office on the second floor. There he took from his desk a signed and stamped red Komsomol membership card.
He told me that I did a good job and delicately showed me out of the RC to the very entrance.
An idea that they were going to have some merrymaking flashed across my mind, but I had not time to reflect on that, I was in a hurry to the selection commission at Kirovskiy district. Later I learned that they had a new "the second" at Rudnichniy Young Communist League RC.
The girl, who had warned me and sent to solve the problem a day before, was very surprised to see the Komsomol membership card in my hand and with the very same date on a stamp of issue!!!
That time I filled in all columns in the form and submitted the documents. And nobody noticed that I had one and the same date of filling the form in and of joining Komsomol. And do you know why? Simply because nobody cared.
Perhaps the story will not be complete, if I do not say a couple of words about how I discontinued my membership in Komsomol. That was quite simple. After I arrived to a village of Chashi of Kargopolskiy province of Kurgansk region, I was given a huge merchant's mention to stay in,
He did not say a word to me. I learned who had done what when in the RC. To cut it short, I managed to get out of a scrape, but the problem could be huge. And how I extricated myself from the situation is "an absolutely different story" - as a well-known actor Kanevskiy says.
august, 21 2011
© Copyright: Oleg Syedyshev, 2012
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Translated by Viktoria Potykinato content ↑