Humorous Essays Based on students' memories
"All have died
except for those who are alive, and those whom we remember"Confucius
- From the author
- Review of a book by O.P.Syedyshev "The Guys"
- Copyright
The Guys
Essay 1. How I became a student
Essay 2. Mini-dorm
Essay 3. Arkasha
Essay 4. Ditto
Essay 5. Vagram
Essay 6. Eugene
Essay 7. Slava Sizikov
Essay 8. Batya
Essay 9. Tolik and Vagram
Essay 10. Ilgam and Otari
Essay 11. Petya Kozlov and a pipe
Essay 12. Golubev and Sasha Plokhikh
Essay 13. Serezha Sherbinin
Essay 14. Operative surgery exam
Essay 15. Striptease of Leada Syrkasheva
Essay 17. Pseudo wedding
Essay 18. How I was a trade union organi...
Essay 19. Anatomy
Essay 20. #118 Group
Essay 21. RW
Essay 22. Brothers Romashov
Essay 23. Pharmakology
Essay 24. Sambo
Essay 25. Dimka the Wine-Maker
Essay 26. Brewery
Essay 27. Delicacy
Essay 28. Muster
Essay 29. Festival
Essay 30. Cant wait to get married
Essay 31. Beer at lectures
Essay 32. Examinations
Essay 33. The murder will out
Essay 34. An accident
Essay 35. Vendetta
Essay 36. A lesson to remember for a lif...
Essay 38. A wedding ring
Essay 40. How different all of them are
Essay 41. Product #2
Essay 42. A guitar
Essay 43. A stranger in medicine
Essay 44. Oh, sports - You are life!
Essay 45. Canalis nasolacrimalis
Essay 46. Young Communist League (Komsom...
Essay 47. Unus - one out of five
Essay 48. His Majesty photographer
Essay 49. Three tablets of aminazine
Essay 50. "Nothern Lights"
Essay 51. Gentlemen of luck
Essay 52. Brother-2
Essay 53. Three thanks
Essay 54. Superstitious Beliefs
Essay 56. Satanic Grin
Essay 57. 21 Gurgles
Essay 58. Triplets
Essay 59. Pilau on Issyk Kul
Essay 60. Is speculation business or not...
Essay 61. Bitter Sugar
Essay 63. Cream Of Wheat
Essay 64. Feeling Of Pride
Essay 65. Was It Love?
Essay 67. Examination Paper #13
Essay 68. The Devil of Adventurism
Essay 69. Sketching Characters
Essay 70. An Excursion
Essay 71. Winter examinations
Essay 72. Stierlitz is no match for them...
Essay 73. Inhale through your mouth, ple...
Essay 74. Hitler kaputt!
Essay 75. A second-year student
Essay 76. Mistakes should be paid for!
Essay 77. Four letters
Essay 78. Prince of Imereti
Essay 79. There are too few workers and ...
Essay 80. A pood of salt
Essay 81. A Prankster
Essay 82. Let's Man The Barricades!
Essay 83. Now A Kiss!
Essay 84. Briefs
Essay 85. A Miracle!
Essay 86. A mouse!.. in a hairdo? How ve...
Essay 87. A Born Obstetrician
Essay 88. International Children's Day
Essay 91. Here is the one for you, fasci...
Essay 94. A sight for sore eyes
Essay 96. REAR
Essay 97. And you are a gambler, Paramos...
Essay 98. An Ode to Pilav
Essay 99. Always hungry
Essay 100. Dudes
Essay 114. The night before
Essay 119. An autograph
Essay 130. Déjà vu
Essay 137. Twelve
Essay 141. A password is needed
Essay 142. Home brew
Essay 143. Mind what you say
Essay 144. Experimenters
Essay 145. An autograph
Essay 146. Hydrocele
Essay 147. Clip on the back of the head
Essay 148. Al Qasr
Essay 149. We were optimists...
Essay 150. Despotic and wilful person
Essay 151. With a sickle at the balls
Essay 152. Liquidation
Essay 153. Resonance
Essay 154. Shock therapy
Essay 155. Good luck of Victor Kiss
Essay 156. Herd instinct
Essay 157. Cond'omer
Essay 159. The Gypsy Baron
Essay 160. SI system
Essay 161. Foie gras
Essay 162. Divine disposition
Essay 163. Chizhik-Pyzhik*
Essay 164. Culinary terrorist act
Essay 172. At the world's end
Essay 173. Rupture
After graduation
Essay 37 Whyte chrysanthemums
Essay 55 We Are the Eleventh! So What?
Essay 62 Feinzilberg's Mistake
Essay 90 Betwixt and Between...
Essay 92 Those who are drowning are to ...
Essay 93 People, be happy
Essay 116 Here's a fine how d'ye do!
Essay 131 Feminine logic
Essay 132 Bimbo and, pardon, balls
Essay 133 Forty years later
Essay 134 Product #2 again
Essay 136 Striptease of Fomitch
Essay 138 Love and gastric ulcer
Essay 139 A victim of essays
Essay 140 Sleep!
Essay 158 Help-it's a panic
Essay 165 A Hen
Essay 166 The first vacation
Essay 167 Tails
Essay 168 PEA
Essay 169 Sochi
Essay 170 VOLGA
Essay 171 Muriuk
Essay 174 Bear's disease
Essay 175 An escape
Kitchen talks
Essay 39. A brick on the top of the head
Essay 89. Guriev Porridge (or conversati...
Essay 113. Prosperity of Russia
Essay 135. A Prescription
Beyond the Horizon
Essay 16. Its a small world
Essay 66. Paris, Paris...
Essay 95. Milan is a Lucrative City
Essay 102. A Look and Something
Essay 103. Tango 'Magnolia'
Essay 110. Buddha is smiling
Essay 128. Red Light District
Essay 58. Triplets
One studies and lives among a certain group of people and often does not know about their real attitude to him. Well, of course, I do not consider the incidents of conflicts between some guys. In that case everything is clear, and exclusively in chronic conflicts. Hot conflicts between the young and hot-tempered, and not burdened by worldly wisdom, break out and calm down. For instance, once in order to irritate Vagram I blurted out something about the Turkish-Armenian slaughter of 1915, and Vagram threw himself to fight with me. It was good that there were no witnesses of that, and I understood that I had committed an intolerable thing against my friend; I had offended his national feelings about that terrible tragedy. I immediately not only apologized, but sincerely asked Vagram for forgiveness. You know, it was the first time I saw tears in the eyes of that big and strong guy. He forgave me and asked never to mention the subject. I promised, and can state that I have been on friendly terms with Vagram for more than forty years. Of course, we do not meet every week or every year, but I dare say that nevertheless we have feelings of friendship to each other; at least regarding me this is the case. My attention was drawn away from the subject; I'd intended to write about our group. So, our group was though mixed, but we were good friends with each other. Common decisions were made and implemented as a rule unanimously. I said "as a rule" only because it was me, who just did not want to make one single decision about a group's extra class. Well, I simply did not want to waste time on extra classes, if I knew the material. Because of that I had frequent conflicts with Volodya Kardashov. His final argument was: "Look, even Timoshka agrees, and you are against". Timoshka is Valya Timoshenko, the only student of our group, who was ready to answer during any class and give good even excellent answers. You see, how it was. Nevertheless, I always thought that the group liked me.Starting from autumn I had started feeling discomfort in the tail bone area, though the location of the discomfort did not let me have a good look of the cause, like in an old joke: "... Neither you can see it yourself nor show to the other...". Well, and my couldn't-care-less attitude to my own health resulted in that that in November, somewhat in a month after the beginning of the disease, I could not comfortably sit on a chair and perched myself on one of my buttocks. My postures of such kind was noticed by everyone around and by my group mates. Zhenya Romashov and Vagram Agadzhanyan started demanding that I showed the cause of my trouble to specialists. I myself was already tired of all of that and consented to present my shameful part to doctors to be examined. At that time we had classes in a regional hospital. I already do not remember what we studied then, but Yevgeniy and Vagram went to a surgical department and told its head about my problem, and arranged my hospitalization. I was brought to the department for the examination practically under escort; on the way I was explained that there was nothing to be afraid of, and, perhaps, surgery would not be needed.
At an operating room
To cut it short, I had surgery the next day. The surgery and postsurgical period went fine, and fifteen days later I was discharged. Though let's get back to the attitude the guys from my group had to me. I will tell you honestly, I could not even imagine that. After lunch there was not a minute left that I stayed alone without any visitors; and sometimes some of them did not leave yet, and the other already came.
Valya Timoshenko
and Oleg Syedyshev
Tatiana Yanchilina had known that I liked pea soup with a smoked pork brisket; and just think about it, she made the soup and brought it to me in a one liter glass jar every day. I started eating it right away. Tatiana was sincerely happy to see my appetite. Though, when on the forth or fifth day I howled because of my favorite soup, she burst into loud laughter for the whole department to hear, saying how stupid she had been.
Tatiana Yanchilina
It was the most real camp: the guys brought vodka and food, and drank to my good health and ate. It was fun; there were endless jokes, old and very old ones and just "bla-bla". Though, the most pleasant thing was the following. After the surgery, of course, I did not drink, but one day the biggest liquor fan in our group Volodya Kardashov, after the guys had one or two drinks to my health,
From left to right: Valera Kaygorodov,
Arkadiy Blyakher, Volodya Bobkov,
Sasha Salmayer, Vagram Agadzhanyan,
Volodya Kardashov, Oleg Syedyshev.
Sausage "Minskaya"
Have you noticed that during the narration I focused my attention on food? Yes, I have a weakness for food; I loved before and still love to eat well. After the surgery on my tail bone I was prescribed with opium to slow down the movement of my bowls, and my diet was light. I was fed with broths with dried crust and cereals in such small portions
My visitors
Triplets
Doctor in charge
The restless patient
And I also remembered that case so well, that it played its part in my change of specialization and transfer from surgery to psychiatry. Though, as someone Kanevskiy says, this is an absolutely different story.
20 September, 2011.
© Copyright: Oleg Syedyshev, 2012
Publishing licence #21204260468
Translated by Viktoria Potykinato content ↑